The Blitz morning show is a part of the Saskatchewan Podcast Network. Find this show, as well as many other great shows from Saskatchewan says podcast network.com. Now let's get on with the show. Money. Good morning, everybody. And welcome to another wonderful episode of the Bloods Morning Show. My name is Toby brindle. And I apologize about the microphone sound. I tried recording yesterday with the mic, and I was not really happy with the outcome. So I decided to go this way. But yes, that is correct. This is the Blitz morning show back again for another wonderful week of great content and everything in between. did get a message earlier, there's this week from somebody saying that they actually enjoy how the show is now. Being once we can sort of three times a week. My biggest issue with it is I get frickin bored with all the other times that I'm supposed to be recording that I don't. So it's kind of you know, I'm trying to get used to it. It's a little bit of a kick in the nuts, but it is what it is. And you really can't say too much otherwise. But I am back and that is absolutely fine. This episode we will be talking about the Blitz f news. What the frick as well as question call. Yes, we are bringing back question call today. For you guys, as I missed it for the last little while. But don't worry, Kim's gonna be back to help, bring question call to the front line and go from there. But before we all get started, let's get with the shout out of Kevin Rudolph, who let me use his song. I made it as my theme song. I appreciate it, man. We got to get together we got to collaborate on an interview or something. And let's get it happening. Okay, so the Blitz f top news. Basically what this is, it's kind of like me making fun of news articles. Because you know, there's tons of news articles out there. That's nothing more than fake news or stretched a little bit to the point of what is going on and where is it going. So I decided to take my love bit of a spin on it. So let's get started. The pop up burger is actually not the father of the baby burger. Mama burger released a breaking new statement saying that the uncle burger is the father and also is truly not the uncle. It was a burger sent over from competition to help destroy the family, but in the end, made the family actually stronger. So you know, he can go and he can take a look at that whole family. Everyone looks exactly the same. Except for the uncle burger. patties a little bit thicker. There's more product on it. So your trick if you tell me the uncle burgers part of that family, something's wrong. Absolutely Something is wrong. And here's the proof in the baby burgers, not puppy birth, baby. After boosh there was a mother in Alabama who accidentally had both hips dislocate from delivering a 15 pound baby. The petite mother was in labor for 54 hours and on the 55th hour. Everyone heard two large pops. And the baby slid out. The mother laughed and said that's what happened. The night that the baby was conceived. The father was huge. Yeah, that right there. That is funny. There's no doubt about that one. You gotta say that is. But I don't really know how much that could be true. Just because if a woman's hips dislocate, will the baby come out a little bit more. Very, very good question. And that was F, the Blitz f News. I'm going to get more of these stories. It's just going to take a little bit of time. I had a little bit harder time finding them. This past week, so next week should be good should be gone. And also, before we go into the break, I want to give an idea on the future of the show as well. And I want your guys's opinion on that one. Alright, so on what the frickin news. I know a lot of news, right? Just bear with me guys. This one. Seriously, what the frick. There is a brand new wrestler in XT, which is a byproduct of WWE. Who is seven foot three. Are you trying to figure out how tall seven foot three is? I know you know how big is get this. He is one inch shorter than Andre the Giant. But he is a lot taller than the Big Show. Big Show is now officially not the largest person I've seen Big Show in person. And he is huge. This guy some Bry My God. That is crazy. But not as crazy as Peppa Pig. Little, little, little little. All right, you're probably thinking what is the transition from a wrestler who's 732 Peppa Pig? Well, probably a month or two back. If you guys were paying attention to the show, which hopefully you were there was a segment that I did on how tall KU was. And they said KU was just an absolutely tall like four or five or six year old, it's his height was just absolutely insane. And at the same time scary. Well, let's just say now if you go on to Google type in how tall is Papa big? She is now being quotation recorded as being as tall as seven foot one. Seeing a seven foot one pig, could you imagine the bacon in that thing? God damn, that would be the life. I guess Jeff would be having too much fun says love some. Very good. Right. So before we go into the commercial break, what I would like to do is tell you guys in the future episodes, what I am planning to do is try recording the show on a Wednesday and release it on a Friday kind of gives me that little bit of editing ability. And if it comes out to a point where you're willing to sign up for Patreon for like couple bucks, you would even get the episode days before other people. So it's just a huge step that I'm taking. And it's a step that could have a wonderful effect on things. But only time is going to Dell to actually see how well it does turn out. Alright. So you are tuned into the Blitz Morning Show. I'm taking a break little bit earlier, but that's absolutely okay. My name is Toby Brendel. And I will see you right after this break. 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The segment you guys have been waiting for it's brought to you by QCND go email@example.com or the tune in app which is available on all major platforms. Trust me, it is Apple, Android, Windows, BlackBerry, Xbox, PlayStation, you name it. It's there. Go check her out. So Kim, he sent me a bunch of questions. So let's get this little party started. I know you guys are itching and ready and blaring to go for this episode. This segment. First up, have you ever they said have you always or what have you always wanted? And did you ever get it? The answer is yes. There's tons of things in my life that I've always wanted. So you know, I dream about it, and stuff like that. But there's just other certain things that helped me push and get even quicker. For example, one of my biggest accomplishment things doing needs to pop up. One of the biggest achievements and call permission compliments that I actually had was when I was up in Melville, my coworker had a car, it was a 1988 Honda CR x I'm gonna take a look at it's like, okay, whatever the cars and the nothing new, nothing exciting. It's nuts. But you know, it's nothing to write home about Intel. I was working in Melford, and there was two guys who had Honda CR axis. I don't know what it was, it wasn't the color. But it was a way that they were doing their thing. Which made me fall in love with Honda CR axis. Which let me appreciate more of Ty rails car, and how beautiful it was and how sharp it is. It was just it was one of those things that kind of blew me away. And ever since that I've appreciate a tireless car now his brothers. And I had an opportunity to get one. And I did. I had it for probably a year and a half before it was destroyed by natural disaster. But I do have to say that was probably my biggest want in my biggest actually get that I've ever had in my life. Like it was an achievement that I accomplished. There was a lot of things that I wanted to do. But in the end, I never got to do it, which I was an absolute idiot. I shouldn't talk it should have rebuilt it and grow from there. But of course, it just never worked out the way that I wanted it to. And it kind of pisses me off now that I had what I had, and it just no longer here. What is the longest you have gone without sleep? This one goes back to 2007 possibly think it was 2007 2006 2007 one. And I stopped drinking coffee energy drinks, I cut back on pop a bit. So my body decided to make I guess it's very own caffeine or something because I was seriously wired for 36 hours. 36 hours it was it was insane. just could not get to sleep. I tried everything. And I could not go to sleep. But before you know it around the 3435 hour mark, I just wanted to absolutely crash. went home and slept for about 16 hours until my alarm went off for me to go back to work. But 36 that was a massive Greuel on me as a human. And I would not recommend anything like that at any means to anybody. It was not worth it at all. It's getting hot in here. So I had to turn off AC just a little bit of a weird noise in the background. All right, let's move on to number three. What is your least favorite saying? Oh my God, this one. This one strikes a huge nerve with me. And it's one of those things that is a common internet saying that people use more often. And I just don't understand it. If somebody has a question, comment, things like that. They'll post it, then you have the smart ass trolls or smart ass assholes who will put a different opinion towards it. So just for example, somebody saying I just got to see belt, a ticket and the cop was mean and had given me a $200 ticket. So somebody underneath it says, Well, you should have wore your seat belt, just saying. It's that whole just a part that pisses me off so much. We know you're just saying it enough. We know you're just saying it to the person is no doubt about that. How else are you going to say it? I was just whispering. I was just yelling. I was just melting it. I was just sign language doing it. Like enough. We know what you did. You don't have to say Just say it is so stupid. And it pisses me off to the point where when I comment, I don't care about the comment itself. It could have great things behind it is just just say, No, just stop. Quit it. Just think of it this way. At least you're yelling. All right. I'm frustration runs wild. Anytime, anywhere. You just want to slap some people nowadays. Maybe I might be a little bit overdramatic about it. But that term, just saying we know you're talking We know you're just saying it. You don't have to announce it to everybody. It's like Wrigley Field. absolutely stupid. Number four, what's the sickest you've ever been? Alright, this one. You can either go one of two ways. The first way could be hung over which my hangovers are absolutely hideous. Or you can go and actually mentioned about Colts. Let me tell you this one story about a cold. It was it. If I have chance, I would have been probably laid out for a whole entire month. I just could have not shaken it. But of course, I was stubborn, and I kept going to work. My boss at the time kept telling me to go home, but it's like I can't afford to go home. And he goes Go home. Go until you feel better. Well, let's just say if I stayed home till I felt better. It literally would have been a month. I was cold all the time I had a fever. I had to force myself to eat to get energy out of slow. My brain was foggy. I just was not a happy camper no matter what. It sucked massive balls, man. I don't even know why I didn't go to work. I should have listened to my boss, I should have went home. But instead I was being a very cocky guy who just thought I can work through it. And I'll tell you what happened when I broke it right after we go to break but you are listening to the Blitz Morning Show. My name is Toby Brendel and we will see you right after the break a seat sit down and have a drink. What you think? And we are back. Alright, so you're trying to figure out how did I know that? I beat my cold? Well, it was very interesting. I remember that day. Absolutely perfect. The temperature it was close to freezing. It was nice and warm. People were in like jackets too. No jackets depending on how dumb you are. And there was me still bundled up ski pants, boots, 10 layers of clothes to scarf and everybody's looking at me going, Oh, you're not from around here a? It's like no, I'm absolutely not feeling well. And I feel cold right now. And they're like, oh, OK. So I'll just standing outside, shivering and kind of the fog in my head disappeared. I'm looking around going, Oh, I feel so much better. I think I'd be in it. My body was sold, overheated. From what I was wearing and things like that with the temperature. my pores opened up. And I just got drenched. I walked in after I was done neckline. I looked at Rick and I went dude, can I go home and change? He goes Why? I said I'm drenched right now I'm not sick. goes okay. Took my coat off. took all the layers of my body hugs, shirts, sweaters, you name it. And the company that I used we had a gray shirt. Like, typical. Nice, great. Well, when it turns white, it turns into a dark gray and that's the color that it was. He looks at me goes What happened? I said my pores opened up. I'm sweaty. And my whole entire outfit is wet. I need to go home and change. He starts laughing goes yeah, whatever. Go home. Go change. Then when I come back, he says well Do you feel better? Knowing Yep, I have got clean clothes, clean underwear. clean socks. I feel better man. Is it warm? Oh. Alright, final question on question call. What has been the craziest events I've ever seen? craziest events. Some of the craziest events. Um, I've seen a lot of weird things, but I don't think it's anything too crazy. I have seen somewhat car crash someone rear ended and the lady in the minivan. I've seen aftermaths Oh, the most crazy events. Okay. Alright, um 2011 I've talked about this in my previous shows. But now you're going to get a little bit of an inside view of what happened 2011 it was a Friday. There was a storm in massive rain north of where I lived. And of course my boss he phoned me up and says you might want to get back to town. Everything's flooded. Go check on your place. He says rivers rising. So started panicking. tried going back. Yes, what? Couldn't voice I tried going back kind of slow down a bit. I'm not near a river. I have nothing to worry about. Now whatever. Got back into town detours were up. Like, whoa, do we get that much rain. So took the detour. They had massive roads blocked off like the main strip. The flood protection program was in place, picked up the girlfriend at the time. Went back out, drove around a bit more. You know, just your basic things seeing the water rise. And it wasn't till the next day when we were rescued by SAS power. They said you gotta leave you gotta leave. hopped on the boat. Left my trailer went through the trailer park and there was three feet of water around the whole entire part like it was absolutely insane. Like the reality hit. seeing so many of our trailers going under vehicles destroyed campers destroyed. Once we got into actually into dry land, the girlfriend's grandma picked us up. I went got a van drove around just seeing the damage that the water has did. rose to an unbelievable level. There was that one pass the camp ground. Water was passed that any camper that was in it was destroyed it it was one of the craziest things that ever seen it. One of the even the worst part is there was a little town just outside of st man. It's called rush Percy. There was water so deep after they opened up the dam, because if they didn't that whole entire dam would have busted. Houses were submerged three quarters of the way up. It It was absolute Lee insane how much damage this water did. Then once it even got into North Dakota. The water damage down there was just beyond repair. I think one of the craziest parts of the whole entire flood wasn't seeing Ross Percy wasn't seeing my hometown flooded. It was me going down to the border filling up a few chip machines. And I took a back road to go straight north. And there was a farm right by the river. And it kind of destroyed me knowing couple weeks earlier, there was a family living there. Everything was good, happy. Now all the windows were smashed up because the water the gradually shifted, and actually hit the house. Couple weeks after that. It was all gone. That has to be one of the most craziest things. I did have another one when I was little but I was sleeping when that happened. But it was a hot summer day, my aunt my uncle, my mom, I think went into town to go for a party or a gathering or something like that. So it was myself my cousins. I was in bed. I got woken up. And what happened is there was a plow wind which destroyed the grass. And everything like toys, things like that just went scattered everywhere. Like it was just absolutely unbelievable. of the damage. Didn't see it. But I do have to say that was very crazy. One of my cousins was actually in the Playhouse having a sleepover with one of his friends. And that got rolled over on its side with him and his friend in it. Of course they got out fine, but it was kind of scary, being like five, six years old. All right. Finally, one last little bit to end the show is fortnite talk. You know, if you're this far, you can leave. But if you want to stay till the end to it. But last Saturday, there was an event for fortnight and every season, they tend to do a huge event to kind of get people in, get on the server and watch it. Well, the prior season of season nine. It was absolutely weird. There was a little chunk of the ice where it looked like a big eye and it would watch you there was a statue outside of the storm look normal. But if he stayed near it in the storm, he would actually point to the ice area. nobody really knew Next, you know, it broke. The I was gone. And nobody could figure out what exactly was happening. Then a week before the event, there was a robot being made. Nobody knew what was going on. Nobody knew how it was being built. Why was being built anything like that. It just kind of started appearing. So a dinner time. Sketch one time out of the water rose. The monster was kind of the Godzilla ish monster from the other side. The robot shows up gets up they start doing a battling start punching, fighting, kicking, you know, monster robot thing. This went on for probably good few minutes and man my family was freaking out. I was actually intrigued into the game. didn't know what was happening. All of a sudden the robot goes grabbed the sword out of the earth kills the monster then takes off. It was it was intense. Like I've never really like I said before been too much into the fortnight scene. But I do like these events, Epic Games is quite intelligent with the promotion and stuff like that of their games and fortnite absolutely beautiful. I tell you beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. The only thing that starting to piss people off is the map itself despite all the fighting and throwing and stuff like that amount never changed. The kids were watching a YouTube video and they said that it would have took too much time money effort into doing the damage to the map. Then within like a week to two weeks it changed the season 10 so they figured that they just kept it the exact same with a little bit of damage him there. Then the new season will come out and that's when things will change. Who knows I'm not a genius, but I do have to say fortnite was absolutely insane and has one of the best bunch of people behind it is genius. That's all I can say. Absolutely freakin genius. But any who you guys my name is Toby brindle. You have listened to the Blitz Morning Show. If you have any questions or comments, feel free to email me at the Blitz morning show at gmail. com follow us on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter at the Blitz morning, head over to the Blitz morning.com for any updates on shows and things like that. I should really learn how to say that faster and less breath. That'd be kind of a cool challenge for me. Anyway, thanks for tuning in guys. Make sure you subscribe to like everything like that. link up with our RSS feed so you don't miss the show. And I will see you next Friday with an awesome episode of the Blitz morning show as well as head over to South Podcast Network find great shows. huge shout out to Kevin Rudolph as well as the dirtball for letting me use their songs within my show. Well, you guys, I will see you later and have yourself a good one.
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